Some of my favorite ‘Mary had a Little Lamb’ adaptations. Some are originals created between friends during random acts of lunacy, and others I read at one time or another and remembered.
Mary had a little lamb as you have heard before, and then she passed her plate again and had a little more!
Mary had a little lamb and when she saw it sicken, she shipped it off to packing town and now it’s labeled chicken!
Mary had a little lamb and tied it to the heater, and when the lamb did turn around it burnt its little Peter!